some people dream of running a marathon or exploring mars. i'm not one
of them. my dream's always been to write my very own book.
it's turned into a memoir that i'd like to publish under a pseudonym out of respect for certain characters. it's a work in progress, but i promise to publish it one day. but i guess you'll never know if i do, so you'll just have to take my word. or don't, i won't know either.
in lieu of an excerpt, please enjoy these childhood pictures of me reading.